(Source: poyzn, via absolutelymadness)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: GENUINELY SHOCKEDBottom Text: WHEN CUSTOMER IS RIGHT]
Whether it’s the date of a receipt, the exclusions on a coupon, or the items referred to by a sale sign, the customer has almost invariably misunderstood it.  I only see exceptions to this rule about once every two weeks or so. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: GENUINELY SHOCKED

Bottom Text: WHEN CUSTOMER IS RIGHT]

Whether it’s the date of a receipt, the exclusions on a coupon, or the items referred to by a sale sign, the customer has almost invariably misunderstood it.  I only see exceptions to this rule about once every two weeks or so. 

Keep doing this

Keep doing this

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sweetheartdsusie:

dovah-cunt:

asphyxiette:

marlie-the-mewy:

straightedgejuggalo:

Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark.
Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.
Still, look what it can do…

Have fun in your nightmares.

*quiver*

Goblin sharks are balla as FUCK oh man

I saw a documentary about this crazy motherfucker, I’m glad I don’t live in the Mariana Trench


Omg. I love it.

I know this shark.

sweetheartdsusie:

dovah-cunt:

asphyxiette:

marlie-the-mewy:

straightedgejuggalo:

Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark.

Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.

Still, look what it can do…

Have fun in your nightmares.

*quiver*

Goblin sharks are balla as FUCK oh man

I saw a documentary about this crazy motherfucker, I’m glad I don’t live in the Mariana Trench

Omg. I love it.

I know this shark.

pizzaforpresident:

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

pizzaforpresident:

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

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Hm.. 2 out of 3

Hm.. 2 out of 3

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